"Beth, if toasters are more dangerous than sharks, then logically a shark with a toaster is the worse menace on the planet."Beth put a plate of bacon in front of my son and gave me a look. My young son took a bite of the bacon then spit it out. "Yeech Aunt Beth! This bacon tastes bad!"Beth patted my son on his head. "It's Tofu Bacon. Contains none of that nasty chemical filled meat. Meat is the cause in one out of every ten deaths."Naturally, I could not resist the obvious comeback. "If meat is responsible for 1 in 10 deaths, does that means tofu, fruits and vegetables are responsible for the other nine deaths?"My wife reached over to my sons plate, then stuffed a piece of the tofu bacon in her mouth. She made a face before swallowing. "Beth, It is easier to change a man's religion then his diet."Beth just sighed, than clapped her hands. "OK, Kids, time for school. Everybody into the Prius."I picked up my smallest son and his cousin in a bear hug. "You sit and visit Beth. I'll take. Mom's probably almost done packing for Aunt Karen's." Her large tits jiggled invitingly through her blue halter as she jumped up from her knees and stepped out of my room and into the hall.I pulled my pants up, buttoned them, and buckled my belt. My eyes followed my sister's ass under her black miniskirt the whole time, until she disappeared.Maybe I should back up and explain a little. My name is Clint. My sister and I are twins. We've always been close, and for a long time we shared rooms. To tell the truth we've shared everything, even each other.Not that anyone else knows this, of course. Dad divorced Mom and left us to move to Texas; we never see him or even hear from him. Mom is gorgeous, she was 19 when she had us (she and dad got married straight out of high school), and looks good even now at 37. Today she looked even more gorgeous: she weighs about 125 pounds and is easily 6 feet tall. She has large breasts – the perfect size. She's blond, which is where Aimee and I get it.
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